Ok, so I don’t know if this is going to be a very fun post for you all to read, but I really need to preach at everyone a little bit. So, if you’re not in the mood for a kinda boring but really important lecture, just skip this one.
I’m so mad about American food. It makes me sick, literally and…non-literally. I don’t think people realize how bad it is. I mean, we all make jokes about it, “Haha, well, I’ve blown my diet, might as well go for that fourth piece of cake.” But, honestly, it’s not so funny. Yes, I do indulge in junk food at times, but I’m trying to wean myself off of it completely. And I have to tell you, I feel so much better. I’ll give you a lil 411 on the dangers of the American diet.
Ok, so, the main thing that is so bad for us is the refining process we use for our foods. Refined sugar (white sugar and brown sugar) is awful, and the root of many degenerative diseases. We wonder why we get so sick and have so many babies with learning disabilities. The diet is a major reason. Listen…I heard about a baby that was unable to walk, talk, or even crawl well, and he was way old. Maybe almost 2. Then, some health experts took him from his family for a while and gave him vitamins and healthy food. He started behaving normally. No lie. His parents fed him sugar all the time. Sugar can be just as lethal as h eroine or coke. You may not see the results right away, but our whole generation WILL see it soon enough.
You can make fun of me all you want and say I’m taking this too seriously. But this is something I’m getting more and more passionate about. Nutrition. I honestly have so much more energy without the sugar, and with eating the whole grains. There are good substitutes. Like honey, and even raw sugar cane. Dark chocolate is still ok. I know you can’t avoid junk food all the time, but if you have the choice. Please. Please. Aviod it. Geez. I’m trying to get this through to my father. Love you guys, Christen Ariel Pagett

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May 9, 2007 at 4:45 am
Elliot Swan
I just finished approximately 11 pieces of liquorice, and let me tell you, I feel fantastic. I’m a strong believer in a balanced diet though, which is why I had strawberries a few hours ago with half a cup of brown sugar on top.
Seriously though, the problem with the kinds of foods you speak of are that they contain simple sugars–something that gets used up more quickly than complex sugars, which no doubt is why you feel more energized with a different sort of diet. However, you’re really taking this the wrong way. The solution isn’t to switch to complex sugars which don’t usually taste as good, but to simply eat more simple sugars! As long as you keep eating, the energy keeps coming. It’s also faster acting, which is always a plus for those with active lifestyles.
However, I do appreciate your suggestion about switching to heroin. I’ve always been a big fan of immediate results, and this whole sugar thing isn’t quite doing it for me anymore.
May 9, 2007 at 4:49 am
Elliot Swan
Oh, I forgot. For further information on this subject, don’t miss out on the renowned Jim Gaffigan’s beautiful lecture.
May 9, 2007 at 3:47 pm
rayofsonshine
you are a butthead. haha. just kidding. kind of.
May 9, 2007 at 3:48 pm
rayofsonshine
you may laugh now elliot. But I’ll be laughing when you’ve lost your mind from all that sugar. Actually I won’t be laughing, I’ll be crying. So stop eating it.
May 9, 2007 at 3:50 pm
meekah
lol elliot, I think this rant was about the long term bad effects that surgar has on you, not the short stimulations that my liquorice gives you.
May 9, 2007 at 3:51 pm
rayofsonshine
oo…good point my brother. I love you.
May 9, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Elliot Swan
Oh, you thought that was a one-time deal? Think again!
May 9, 2007 at 4:06 pm
rayofsonshine
i think what my excellent brother is trying to say is that…eventually, you’re continuous stimulation by sugar will catch up to you. And kill, kill, kill
May 9, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Elliot Swan
Oh, no doubt. Maybe when I’m…80? 90? Doesn’t sound too bad.
May 9, 2007 at 4:10 pm
rayofsonshine
try 40 mr. smartie pants
May 9, 2007 at 4:16 pm
Elliot Swan
I would argue, but I just realized that I have to leave for class in 45 minutes and haven’t finished that homework….
But I will return.
May 9, 2007 at 4:56 pm
thenazgul
Oh, you thought that was a one-time deal? Think again!
i didn’t say you wouldn’t do it again, but the stimulation you feel from it only lasts like 30 minutes.
May 9, 2007 at 5:06 pm
rayofsonshine
question…i thought it was spelled “licorice.”
May 9, 2007 at 5:32 pm
Elliot
Which is why you have more.
Um..most likely.
May 10, 2007 at 12:42 am
christen
you disgust me
May 10, 2007 at 12:43 am
christen
AND you have no real argument
May 10, 2007 at 3:45 am
Elliot Swan
I disagree. They all had to do with this point:
I believe I just proved that it is indeed very funny.
Not to mention I don’t really know many people who don’t eat sugar (other than you and diabetics), and they’re all living…And I’m pretty sure the last generation ate sugar, and most of them seem to be still living…
Want me to test the heroin one?
May 10, 2007 at 5:40 am
greeneyedearie
Dooooo it.
May 10, 2007 at 6:36 am
christen
ok, if you’re arguing on the point that it can be funny…i’ll give you that. Yes, it can be funny sometimes…but in the long hall, it’s not so funny. Ps. There are more degenerative diseases in recent generations than the older and they didn’t have as much sugar as we do.
May 10, 2007 at 6:36 am
christen
hi kala, btw! How’s Cali. Miss you.
May 10, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Kala
Hi Christen! Cali was good. I’m back now. and missed all of you crazy people as well.
May 10, 2007 at 7:17 pm
me(kah)
you were gone?
May 10, 2007 at 9:30 pm
Kala
Your observation skills are astounding, Micah.
May 10, 2007 at 10:34 pm
Elliot Swan
Isn’t it so great to know you were missed?
Two things:
1) There’s also a lot less of some other diseases, thanks to modern medicine. And everybody knows that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down.
2) Back up your sources.
I mean, they also didn’t have computers…maybe that’s what’s causing them, too?
May 10, 2007 at 11:38 pm
christen
ok, i’m done. haha. oh elliot.
May 10, 2007 at 11:49 pm
Elliot Swan
I was done long ago…I just can’t help myself sometimes.
May 10, 2007 at 11:50 pm
Elliot Swan
Actually, come to think of it, I never meant to start this anyway…I just meant it as a joke.
May 11, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Josh
Your life is a joke.
May 11, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Elliot Swan
A funny one, too.
May 11, 2007 at 5:08 pm
Joseph
@ Christen
Your body actually needs sugar to survive.
Therefore we should eat as much as we can.
May 11, 2007 at 9:38 pm
christen
that’s funny elliot. Here I was getting all passionate, trying to convert you, and your just sitting back in your comfy computer chair, laughing.
May 11, 2007 at 10:55 pm
Cody
Good grief. So many comments so little good information. Anyway remember that its also the AMOUNT not just what you eat. Also bad food is cheap. So it is hard for people without a lot of money to justify buying the “healthy” food when they can get the other stuff (and a lot more of it) for way less money.
May 12, 2007 at 1:36 am
Elliot Swan
It def. kept me amused.
May 15, 2007 at 2:23 am
jmelin
chriiiiiiiisten
May 15, 2007 at 3:42 am
christen
jamie!!! my love you’re here!
May 15, 2007 at 3:53 am
jmelin
I am I am….. and I loved this post. I even showed it to my mommy. She’s proud.
May 15, 2007 at 4:52 am
christen
do you have a blog, my jamie?
May 15, 2007 at 5:34 pm
jmelin
Yes….. jmelin.wordpress.com
May 15, 2007 at 6:34 pm
Joseph
Elliot,
Christen just wants to feel good about herself.
This post was not really to convet people.
May 15, 2007 at 8:56 pm
Elliot Swan
*sigh*
Once again, it was just a joke…I really could care less what kinds of foods people eat, as long as they aren’t cannibals…
May 15, 2007 at 9:33 pm
Charles
“Jamie, my love”? Careful there, Christen…
May 16, 2007 at 6:18 am
christen
actually it WAS to convert people silly
May 16, 2007 at 8:56 pm
Joseph
Don’t call me silly.
May 20, 2007 at 10:49 pm
Exit Reality
This = lol. A most unfortunate degradation of an argument I was looking forward to reading. Oh well.
And in response to your comment on my blog: (a) I never use it because frankly, I enjoy goofing off more than straining my cranium for writing inspiration.
It’s fun as long as I have a string of ideas to rant about, but it becomes a chore once I’m scraping the bottom of the barrel. When the becomes the case, my blog suffers from a severe case of rigor mortis. (b) I’m coming out for graduation in roughly a month. And I’ll make sure and eat a bunch of junk food with Elliot, just for you. You can even join us for some cake later on!
May 21, 2007 at 4:47 am
christen
i reject your offer for cake. but i can give you some V8 juice. Oh man. It’s AMazing. im excited for graduation.
May 22, 2007 at 6:14 pm
Cody
V8 juice rocks.
So does Gatorade!
May 22, 2007 at 8:19 pm
jmelin
silly people
June 1, 2007 at 10:56 pm
rayofsonshine
btw, spencer brooks, i am offended at your comment. I think this was pretty darn good post. punk.
June 1, 2007 at 10:56 pm
rayofsonshine
codipher, you are obsessed with gatorade